May 2012
24 posts
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May 29th
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On three separate times tonight my phone has made a BONG! noise, and then had no notifications or new information to share with me. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, PHONE?! USE YOUR WORDS! 
May 29th
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May 21st
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May 19th
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Sitting on the bus. Pull up at a set of lights. Man in car next to my window is masturbating furiously, while driving. Jesus Christ whhhhhy Newcastle my eyes are burning and my soul is crying.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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When you’ve just finished an assignment, so you email a copy of the final draft to yourself as back up, and then you get really excited because by the time you composed and sent that email you got a new email in your uni account and then you open it and realise that it is the email you just sent to yourself. Bitter, bitter disappointment.
May 14th
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Today I got my tee fury Labyrinth tee so I wore it to work and then got home and watched two Labyrinth behind the scenes features and then I watched the Labyrinth and I may have just draw Jareth eyebrows on myself and study what is study? All I know is David Bowie.
May 8th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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My two favourite customers from today: A middle-aged super stereotypical country boy, in a flanno and akubra. I greeted him normally as he came in and then he later asked me where we had our poetry, so I pointed him to the two spots where it is in the store like, you know, I get paid to do. As he was leaving, he said “I just wanted to thank you so much for being so polite, and I hope that...
May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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Remind me again why I shouldn’t drink and attempt to learn at the same time? Cause right now drinking a bottle of wine out of a very large juice glass and studying paediatric feeding is a winning combo.
May 4th
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stillmadeofbricks replied to your post<span >: <em >Hello potential book shop visitors! omg like the kid that repeatedly whacks andy with his blow up hammer while the mum is like ‘…dont do that’ WHAT I THOUGHT THE ENTIRE TIME! Except this child was less cute, cause he was blowing snot bubbles. Delightful.
May 4th
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Hello potential book shop visitors!
If you are wondering whether it’s okay to have a 20 minute long (not an exaggeration) loud phone call with your bffl in a quiet book shop about how she’s ‘such a slut’ and how that guy she hooked up with was an ‘uggo’, and then immediately after you’ve hung up to call someone else to bitch about the previous friend, It’s not. You’re tacky and...
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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April 2012
38 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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