“The primary symptoms of OCPD are a preoccupation with details, rules, lists, order, organization, and schedules; being very rigid and inflexible in their beliefs; showing perfectionism that interferes with completing a task; being very conscientious; having inflexible morality, ethics, or values; hoarding items that may no longer have value; and a reluctance to trust a work assignment or...
Aaah, the satisfaction of telling your boss you...
…Because he woke you up from a nap.
Hair dryer died half way through drying my hair. I can now look forward to an 8.5 hour day of placement tomorrow with half of my hair perfectly straightened and the other half a matted mess of curls and pain. Fuck you Remington “Big Shot Ceramic”. NOT SUCH A BIG SHOT NOW, ARE YOU?
I have been listening to David Bowie’s “Oh! You Pretty Things” on repeat for the past 80 minutes without realising that I’d accidentally switched iTunes to ‘repeat one’, instead of ‘repeat all’. I’m so many sorts of okay with this.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Or more forgetful.
Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.– Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf Got to the fourth page of this book before I fell asleep. I think that’s a new record for me. (via novelfirstsentences)
Love these nights.
Missed a leeg when changing into my pyjamas. Headbutted the door when leaning over to pick up my shoes.Poked myself in the eye takin goff my make up. Totally woth it,
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-17) →
Hamish & Andy (84) Washington (36) Passenger (34) Powderfinger (25) Stephen Sondheim (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now,...– Stephen Colbert (via marxisforbros)
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...– Dead Poets Society (1989)
the-exchange: Ed’s Scribbles: How to Pronounce Dr. Seuss’s Name dot-ed: From Wikipedia: [Theodor Seuss Geisel] himself noted that [his pen name, Seuss] rhymed with “voice”, and Alexander Liang, Geisel’s collaborator on the Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern, wrote of him: You’re wrong as the deuce And you shouldn’t rejoice If you’re calling him Seuss. He pronounces it… My World =...
A Zen Buddhist walks into a pizzeria and says...
Oh, but the Chinese are so wise, they’ve got the same word for ‘crisis’ as they...– Dara Ó Briain (via notforthethrill)
Lately, my legs have been covered with dozens of tiny bruises which I have no memory of getting. Last week, I woke up with four on my knee distinctly fitting into the shape and formation of my right hand. Apparently I squeeze my legs so hard in my sleep, I bruise myself. On Monday night, at Quidditch (love being able to say that), my poor feet got eaten alive my mosquitoes. Today, I woke up with...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-10) →
Washington (59) Flight of the Conchords (55) John Williams (36) The Beatles (27) Florence + the Machine (22) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I see you! I see what are you doing! Return to the night! You’ve no business...– Buzz Aldrin shouting at the moon as it appeared in the early afternoon. (via marxisforbros)