October 2011
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Falling asleep in the foyer of the library was probably not my wisest idea. With everyone walking past, I’m getting sick of sitting up and pretending my eyes weren’t closed everytime someone says hi. Also, the many chins of poor posture and a sleepy head.
#HARDLIFE
Group Work: Where friendships come to die
Holy shit. I love you, but do you use your brain before you open your mouth? Also, when I ask ‘Why is this under this heading? Can you justify it?’, saying ‘because that’s what hte slideshow shows’ DOESN’T COUNT.
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Crying bitter 15 year-old tears,
Because my copy of ‘Bullet in a Bible’ is scratched.
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Possible ban for young drivers on Friday and... →
Among a range of new ridiculous reccomendations for L and P-Platers, this one is definitely my favourite:
“Consider extending the current passenger restriction for P1 drivers so that they can carry no more than one peer passenger at any time by 30 June 2012.”
How and why is this a feasible policy. I don’t… Huh?
Fever, fever, go away
Come again — NEVER. YOU’RE A DICK AND I’M SICK OF HAVING TO CLIMB OUT OF MY NEST OF BLANKIES TO OPEN/CLOSE THE WINDOW EVERY 20 MINUTES.
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Study a lecture about the respiration system.
Conscious of own breathing for the rest of the day. Fuck.
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Who has two thumbs, speaks limited french and has...
This fucking idiot.
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yashoika replied to your post: lololol when someone is trying to get into a petty…
Point her out to me! I’ll cut her!! How dare she attack you? HOW DARE SHE!? SHE SHALL NOT PASSSSS!!!!!!!!
Shion, my poppet. The only person I can trust to promise cut people for me.
I’ll settle for a dirty look, though.
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lololol when someone is trying to get into a petty fight with you on facebook and you don’t respond to her crazy, rambling message because, you know, you aren’t a melodramatic 14 year old any more, so they send you ANOTHER message telling you to ‘calm down’ and ‘back the fuck off’, before posting a passive aggressive status telling you that you can go fuck...
Happy 9/10/11 day!
It’s so nice to know that over a thousand people care about my birthday.
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Thanks tumblr, for ruining the end of the first season of Sherlock for me!
If it weren’t for your incessant gif-ing of the climax of the episode, I would spend the whole 90 minutes wondering about who the antagonist was, rather than knowing them as soon as I saw them.
Ta!
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OH MY GOD THERE IS JUICE EVERYWHEREEEEEEEE
This is why you should screw lids on all the way
And not try to convince your father you are sober by throwing your bag casually into your room
Before shouting ‘OH GOD MY FEET ARE ALL JUICY!’
Winning all round